This One Time

So this one time, at Camp Virginia, this guy comes in and gives me his ID card so that he can take out a video game. Now I've seen some really bad pictures, and I've seen some even worse pictures, but this ID is the funniest one I've seen since I've been here. Every time he comes in I get my laugh for the day. Here's yours.

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So this one time, at Camp Virginia, this guy sits down at the computer. I check out his name.

Me: Are you related to Pooh?
Soldier: Yes, ma'am, I am.
Me: ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!
Soldier: Yes, ma'am.
Me: YOU'RE REALLY RELATED TO POOH?!?!?!?
Soldier: Yes.
Me: YOU'RE KIDDING!!! ARE YOU KIDDING?!?!?!?
Soldier: No ma'am. I have a great uncle named Christopher Robin.
Me: OH MY G-D!!! NO WAY!!! THAT'S INSANE!!! ARE YOU KIDDING?!?!?!
Soldier: No ma'am, although very few people ever ask me that.
Me: OH MY G-D!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. I'M SO EXCITED!!!
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The soldier's name is Milne and he is related to A.A. Milne, the author of
Winnie the Pooh, The House at Pooh Corner, When We Were Six, etc., my favorite books when I was a kid -- before Pooh, Tigger, Eeyore, Piglet, and the gang met Walt Disney. I was the only one at the USO who cared, but then I was pretty darned impressed.

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So this one time, at Camp Virginia, I was sitting with my friend when I spotted one of our USO volunteers.
"Aye! What an ass." I said.
"So he's a real jerk?" asked my friend.
"No, no. That's not it at all." said I. "He's a great guy. What I'm saying is just look at that ass. He has a really nice tushie." [sorry, no picture -- yet]

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So this one time, at Camp Virgnia, I left my laundry too long in the dryer. I came back after 3.5 hours and my clothes were sitting on top of the dryer -- folded!!