Thursday, October 29, 2009

Cheese with That

The two things I have been whining about the most since I arrived at Camp Virginia are:

1. The ridiculously slow, stupid, sluggish, imprudent, lackadaisical, laissez-faire, slapdash, sloppy Internet service; and

2. That the DFac closes in the morning at 08:00, which is way too early.

Yesterday they posted a sign that the DFac would now be open for breakfast until 09:00!!! Yay!!!!

Regarding No. 1: Justin, Jose and Chris -- Plane tickets are waiting for you at LAX. Please take the flight to Dulles; hang out at the USO in Dulles for a few hours, then take the flight to KWI. From KWI take the shuttle to Ali Al Salem/LSA and from LSA ride a camel to Camp Virginia. We need you so badly. I need you NOW!

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Ahhhhhhhhhhh. I got to the DFac at 08:10 this morning. They are open until 09:00 today only because we had an air-raid drill. GOSHDARNIT!

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