Saturday, May 30, 2009
Nuff'nStuff, Only Hotter
My thermometer arrived. We're going to hang it up at the USO so people can take pictures. The day this was taken the temperature showed 127 degrees when the thermometer was laying on the table. Since the photo with Oneal and Majzer (taken on Majzer's birthday and last day at Camp Virginia) is in the shade, the temperature shows only 120, but believe me, it was HOT that day. I've stopped wearing my gold necklace because when I'm outside the chain (which is very fine) heats up and burns my neck. Bettie told me the thermometer showed 140 degrees the next day. I cannot wait for summer.
Someone messed with the AC in the ladies' latrine. It was at least 140 degrees in there. More like a sauna than a bathroom. Now there's a note telling people not to touch and the AC seems to be working, so it's only about 90 today.
One of my TC4ME Marines told me they had been given an exit target date of June 18th. "That's easy for me to remember," I said, "it's Paul McCartney's birthday." Well, you guessed it, the kid says, "Who's Paul McCartney?" If I had more strength and flexibility I would have turned my walker around and smashed him with my cane.
For some reason the bright light that shines near our bunk is collapsed. (See picture 1.) The light is located between me and the bathroom and is now something of a hazard. I always keep my eyes down when I walk since it's really bright during the day, and there's sand blowing, and I don't want to trip on the rocks. That means I usually look up just as I'm about to run smack dab into the contraption. (See picture 2.)
Although Steve, our new Center Manger has been around for about a week, his official start date is June 1. We're having a meeting at 0700 that morning. I should have lots to report; if not, I'll make up some stuff.
Berry and I are moving into B+ territory so now I can mention him by name in my blog. We're having scheduling issues though, with him working midnight to noon every day and me working either noon to 2000 or 1600 to midnight. Four hours is not enough.
Go Lakers!
Saturday, May 23, 2009
USO at Camp Buehring
Halfway to Home - Grill Yourself Silly Party (Part 2)
You should know that most of these guys are 19-22 years of age and for some this is their 2nd or 3rd tour. A group of them is on the way to Afghanistan later this year. I took tons of pictures and included a few. As soon as I figure out how to post pictures on Facebook, I will put up the whole pile.
Friday, May 22, 2009
Halfway to Home - Grill Yourself Silly Party (Part 1)
Christine and I left at 1000 to go to the PX at Camp Buehring (which is larger and better stocked than the PX at Camp Virginia) to get condiments, utensils and cheese. (See separate post regarding Camp Buehring.) Luckily, following her suggestion, I showered before we left, because once we returned with the items and began to set up it was go, go, go until 2300. We had a Grill Master scheduled, but it turns out he had arranged to be there at 1700; the party started at 1430. One of the Marines (Taylor) and an army guy who just happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time (Boyet) volunteered to take over so they set up the bar-b-que, lit the coals, and started to grill in the 118 degree heat. We didn't have proper equipment so they used metal spoons and wooden spatulas to turn the meat. Bettie drove over to Supply and brought back a huge ice chest with a dozen bags of ice so we could have cold tea, sodas and Monsters. (The water fridge was filled with the boxes of 150 steaks and 150 hamburgers.) The first shift of Marines (those who had to be at work at 1600) arrived at 1430 and the party got underway. There was a little bit of a lull at shift change (1600) but other than that Taylor and Boyet, along with Cunningham, Lyons and Steele grilled straight through until 2100. We had all this meat defrosting in the fridge and had to cook it. We invited everyone we saw on camp to come eat and a lot of them did. The Marines played hackey sack and cards; we had hula dancers and three Marines got leid. These young men also helped clean up, brought in cases of water, stocked the fridge, emptied the trash and took out scores of bags of garbage.
I'm dividing this post in two, to include more pictures.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Moving
And you thought the earthquake in LA was disruptive . . .
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When we have a line and I call people to come up for their turn at the phone or computer, sometimes they don't answer, they just come up. Other times they respond like the good soldiers they are: "MOVING!" So I say, "Jones for the phone; Jones;" and Jones responds, "MOVING!" or "JONES! MOVING, MA'AM!" It just cracks me up.
Harry & David
Customer (Bonnie Bachenheimer) 05/18/2009 07:10 AM I am Duty Manager at the USO, Army Camp Virginia in Kuwait. We received boxes of care kits which included bags and bags and bags of Harry & David snacks which I assume were donated by you. The troops LOVE the snacks, especially the pear chips, garlic pretzels, pretzel twists, roasted almonds, snack mixes, wasabi peas, etc. I just wanted to say thank you and let you know that your generosity is very much appreciated by the staff of the USO and especially by the hundreds of American troops passing through. Thank you so very much. Bonnie B.
Response (Andrea H.) 05/18/2009 08:59 AM Dear Bonnie Bachenheimer:What a great note to receive! Thank you for your kind words and taking the time to correspond with us. I have copied our press release below about the promotion Harry & David had with USO.
HARRY & DAVID SNACKS HEADED FOR THE TROOPS IN IRAQ AND AFGHANISTAN USO AND HARRY & DAVID PROGRAM MEANS TROOPS CAN SOON LOOK FORWARD TO SOME DELICIOUS TREATS MEDFORD, OR. April 22, 2009-Harry & David snacks are headed to the troops stationed in Iraq and Afghanistan thanks to the generosity of Harry & David customers throughout the U.S. Starting in early February there have been special drop off containers at each one of the 141 Harry & David stores in 38 states, where customers were able to deposit Harry & David snacks they had purchased for the troops in Iraq and Afghanistan. In a partnership with the USO's Operation USO Care Package ("OUCP") program, Harry & David will now ship the packaged snacks to be included in the OUCP care packages for distribution to troops stationed in Iraq and in Afghanistan. Harry and David contributed additional snacks, packaging and shipment to the USO as their part of the program. "I am pleased that nearly 25,000 snacks are headed to our troops stationed in these distant countries. The value of these snacks exceeds $100,000. The thoughtfulness of our customers will be much appreciated by our men and women in uniform." said Bill Williams, President/CEO of Harry & David. He went on to say, "We thank our customers for their generosity and extend our sincere appreciation to the USO for partnering with us to make this possible."
"The USO is so grateful for the generous gifts that both Harry & David and their customers are donating to our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan. With little access to these types of delicious snacks while deployed overseas, every bite will lift their spirits and remind them of the comforts of home," says Sloan Gibson, USO president.
Harry & David snack items that were accepted for gifts for the troops included bagged non-chocolate snacks, bagged nut selections and trail mixes.
Again, thank you for the wonderful note. If we can be of any assistance, please let us know and we will be happy to help!
Best Wishes,
Andrea H.
Harry & David
E-Services
Friday, May 15, 2009
That Went Well
The students’ names were called in alphabetical order so they could receive their diplomas. The announcer also read a short message pre-written by the graduate. I waited/waded through the first 2/3 of the alphabet, sometimes refreshing the computer, sometimes waiting for it to catch up. I watched and prayed all the way through the Ps; there was even one Q – and just when they got to the Rs the MF computer stalled! I heard Bo’s introduction, but I did not get to see one glimpse of my son getting his diploma. I was poundFing on the F table, I FF F was kicking FFFF and screamUUing at the U top of U my U lungs, I UU was UUU yelling CCC at CC C the C C screen, I C was C KKKK cursing K K at K the gods K K K! I was disappointed.
I couldn’t call Bo after his graduation because by then all of the phones and Internet at Camp Virginia had gone to trash.* I hope I will get to see My Dude on the DVD which the school is providing to all of the graduates. I’m enormously proud of Bo, even though I didn’t get to see him in real time. ^&#>}%* Internet! (I did mean to say that out loud.) I'm sure this was the answer to all of my prayers.
Oh. And I have a cold.
*At the USO we had a 5-hour wait for 20 minute phone calls before everything crashed. I was not the only unhappy person.
Update: Toby sent some pictures!!
The Haps
Finally took the soap situation into my own hands. Get it? If the soap dispensers in the bathroom would work, you could push the plunger up and the soap would come out. A couple of months ago someome decided to change to a thicker soap, so now nothing comes out when you push the plunger. It's suspicious to me that none of the maintenance people notice that they never have to refill the dispensers. Anyway, I just got so disgusted that I unscrewed one of the dispensers and now I can just pour the soap into my hands. I need to take it off a couple of times a day because the maintenance people keep putting the dispenser back on, but at least now my hands get washed. (They are never clean; too much sand.) The white shower curtains were replaced with these seascape blue things. Unfortunately the plastic is really light, so if you're in the shower, every time someone opens the door to come into the bathroom the plastic globs itself on to your wet body and sticks there. I'm convinced that male military officers are in charge of the ladies' bathrooms.
In addition to all of the new bunkers we are getting more and bigger barriers. The ones that were about 2 feet high have been replaced with barriers that are about 5 feet high and the ones that were 5 feet high have been replaced with 8 foot barriers. The barriers that were out have been moved in and the ones that were in have been moved closer. I imagine Camp Virginia viewed from the air it looks like a maze. From here inside it just looks like concrete walls everywhere.
Monday, May 11, 2009
Can You Spell W-T-F?
A troop having his eyebrows threaded: "Please be careful. My skin is very sensative. Ow. That hurts. Please, can you be more gentle."
A troop (male) inquiring: "I'd like to get a bikini wax." The proprietor explained that they will wax backs and chests, but no bikini waxes. "I'm going home in a couple of days. Do you know anywhere on base I can get a bikini wax." The proprietor said that he did not know any place on base that does bikini waxes. The guy says, "Is there any way I can get y'all to give me a bikini wax?"
A troop getting a facial: "What is that? What are you doing?" It was steam. After the facial he said it was sort of weird, but his buddy says, "Hey man. You're glowing!" The guy is like, "Really! That is so cool! I'm going to have another facial when I get home."
I overheard one troop getting a pedicure, but there was a problem because his feet were too big to fit in the little bath pan.
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We have free phone calls at the USO + Yesterday was Mothers' Day = All Heck Breaks Loose. (Did I mention that it's been pretty crowded because we have a lot of troops coming through Camp Virginia?) The wait time for 30-minute phone calls during the day wasn't too bad. That's because when it's during the day here it's the middle of the night in the States. However, around our dinner time which is just after church time on the East Coast the crowds got ridiculous. We opened up the phone in USO office and the one behind the desk and we cut the talk time from 30 minutes to 20 minutes. Even though we had 6 phones available (18 calls every 60 minutes), we had a 3+ hour wait list. Unfortunately some of the troops were not particularly gracious. "I got here before him, why is he on before me?" (Because he put his name in before you did.) "I've been waiting an hour, why hasn't my name been called?" (Because there's a three hour wait; one hour is not three hours.) "The other guy said I was number four on the list." (I'm sorry, according to the computer, you have eighteen people in front of you.) "Where am I on the list?" "How long do I have to wait?" "Why didn't you call my name?" "How many people are in front of me?" (People, if you'd stop asking me where your name is on the list, I could take care of the people asking to be put on the list and then I can keep track of the phones and call your name sooner!) BTW - This is a free service that the USO is providing for your benefit. You don't have to be so freakin' rude. ahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So Mothers' Day is not my favorite day at the USO. Thank heavens today is my day off. Can't wait until fa la la la la la freakin' Christmas. Oops. Sorry. I didn't mean to say that out loud.
Saturday, May 9, 2009
The Country Club at Ali Al Salem (aka Military Lite)
Friday, May 8, 2009
Inspiration from a Most Unlikely Source
Truth is Funnier than Fiction
Monday, May 4, 2009
The One Where the USO Volunteer Saves a Life
From e-mail, April 22, 2009:
I worked yesterday (Tuesday) at the USO and had the wildest night yet. We had around 250 Marines which is about normal for us. But we had a young Marine who had a REALLY BAD staph infection on his leg. I talked to him about it, but he didn't seem too concerned. But luckily, one of our volunteers saw it later on and realized how bad it was (the Marine finally admitted to being hot and cold). We called the paramedics and they took him to the hospital. I saw his upper thigh and there were red lines radiating up his thigh and I heard him say his urine has been really dark all day. GEESH - don't these guys recognize symptoms!!
Then we had the normal Tuesday night drunken Marine who was in the main room talking trash to some of the other Marines. One of our male volunteers talked to him, but it didn't help. He got into a fight a little while later and had a bleeding lip. I had one of the cops check it out, but he was ok.
Then we had the normal Marine whose garment bag was missing. He and his buddies looked all over and couldn't find it so I put all his contact info in our lost and found log. About 10 minutes later he walks in with his garment bag. One of his buddies found it lying on the sidewalk on the way to the terminals. Obviously whoever took it figured out it wasn't his and instead of bringing it back to the USO just threw it on the ground and walked away. GEESH!!! At least it was a happy ending.
From e-mail, April 25, 2009:
An update on our Marine with the staph infection. He is getting better. His mom came out on Thursday so I am sure that made him feel better. I don't remember if I told you, but the doc told him that if he had gotten on the airplane, he probably would have developed a blood clot. He was very lucky.
From e-mail, May 1, 2009:
[The Marine] is back at Pendleton until he is fully healed and they are launching an investigation about why he was allowed to leave. It turned out to be a bug or spider bite that started the staph infection.
Love Fills My Heart
Bradley sent you a message.
well hello
Hey Ms.B!! I know your probably tired but im gonna harrass you anyway. It is my job to let you know how thankful that I am for having a person like you working at the best USO ever. Me being the person I am is very observative"is that a word?" I cant help watching what you do here because your so active. I notice that your the Ms. Fix It here. You make sure that everything is organized and ready to go. For example, today you were calling names, bringing in boxes, Refilling the refrigerator with water. It was very difficult for me to keep track of you. I found out why I smile when I look at you, You Always remind me of the ENERGIZER BUNNY! keep GOIN AND GOING. Keep up the good work, I love how you do it. Personality wise your awsome. Keep caring for the military personal and trust me they feel the same way there just not here long enought to let you know that. xoxoxox love ya
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Hydrating and Decorating
The next day I was hanging my murals and I figured that I could not stand on my chair to reach the high spots, so I went outside and "procured" a plastic chair from one of our picnic* areas. After I cleaned the thing up enough to bring in my room, I decided I liked it more than the canvas chair. Then a couple of days after that I saw a cane chair just hanging outside waiting for me. It was free-ninety-nine!! So for ten weeks I had no chair; now I have three. The canvas chair is rolled up in the closet. Although Curious George misses Berry feeding him cereal on the plastic chair (See "Life is Good"), that chair now looks lovely on Bettie's side of the room. George adores his new cane chair.
*For lack of a better description. One of the places with stacked chairs and maybe a table. There are no grills, benches, playgrounds or other amenities.
Significant, It's Not
A couple of nights ago we were participating in the "Pros v. G.I. Joes" Call to Duty, World at War video game challenge on TV to start at midnight our time. We had more than enough people signed up and itching to play, all five X-box stations reserved, the "World at War" games set aside, back-drop hung, Monsters and near beer for refreshment and tons of people in attendance. The excitement level was peaking just as the telecast was about to start . . . then ppppffffttttt --- our generator conked out. Lights out, AC dies, games off . . .
Don't tell anyone, but I liked it. Almost everyone left and I just chilled with some of our volunteers and my TC4ME Marines. We found a couple of flashlights, hung and talked for awhile. I went home after about an hour (since I was supposed to be off at midnight anyway). The next day someone asked me why the USO was closed at 0400, so I guess the generator did not go back on until later that morning. The next night we were able to participate in the games. You can watch a snippet on http://g4tv.com/attackoftheshow/videos/38028/pros-vs-gi-joes.html. That's Becerra (very quiet, 20 years old in May) on the left; Hucks is Mr. Personality (and very funny) on the right. Hucks won't admit that he's afraid of Tom Morello on Guitar Hero, but that's another issue.
Updated: Hucks did beat out Tom Morello on GH3. I saw it with my own eyes. You rock Ryan -- literally.
Two days ago we received care packages from Amy and USO @ LAX and Beverly and Keesal, Young & Logan. Thank you to everyone for your kindness, thoughtfulness and generosity. As always, the Girl Scout cookies just vaporize. I put out a tray, refill, refill and refill until they're gone. It's usally a couple of hours and ten or more boxes have disappeared. The beef sticks, sour candies. War Heads and Peppermint Paddies are also very popular. We have some really fancy and delicious snacks in care boxes from Harry and David (which is really nice of them to donate so much), but it's the down home stuff that appeals, especially to the guys are in their late teens or very early 20s.