Truth is Funnier than Fiction

Last week Danni went over to the beauty shop at LSA to have her hair color touched up. She asked me to help her (since she did mine), but peroxide was involved, so we decided she should have the assistance of someone with a little more experience. Danni said that the whole time she was having her hair done there was an Air Force guy next to her having his chest and back waxed. This was a major event, took a long time, and the guy was obviously in a great deal of pain as all of his hair was being yanked off. Despite his continuing agony, Danni said they had a very pleasant conversation. So pleasant in fact, that as she left the guy asked if she wanted to go out sometime. “Oh, I don’t think so,” she said as the door slammed behind her. “I only date really hairy men.”